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Martin was out cold for a lot longer than he would have anticipated. Of course, he woke up without much concept of time until he fully was lucid for a few days. He was set up in quite a nice flat. This Irene Adler really held up her end of the deal and he knew he had struck a deal with the devil, but he was loving it.
So on his second week in London, actually capable of moving about, he got himself a haircut and a shave. He now had the funds so he was able to buy a suit and look quite presentable. Nothing like his incarcerated self.
Then he found the guinea pig cafe.
She had to know that he had 'passed' since it was in the news, causing him to wait a while before coming out of hiding. Still, Martin grinned as he approached the tiny cafe, seeing that it was a bit different than what he had imagined from her description of it. He casually walked inside as if he were anyone else.
"Do I just take a seat anywhere or..."
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And he's definitely a narcissist.
"Will you teach me anatomy?"
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“Well certainly if you wish to learn.” He is honestly surprised that she is asking. “I seem to have quite a bit of free time on my hands now. Any particular anatomy?”
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She sips her wine. "This one is really nice."
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“I doubt any of these bottles are less than $100.” He had gathered some of Ms Adler’s taste.
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"Perhaps a corpse first, to get me used to the look of actual organs and such?"
If they're already dead she doesn't think she will feel bad about seeing them cut apart, it's an easier entry point into what he does than a living, crying person.
"Much more than I usually spend on wine." She chuckles.
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"Lucky for you, you won't be buying anymore wine." he chuckled, turning to the stove to focus on the food for a moment.
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"Yeah, I could get used to the good wine. And the handsome man making me dinner."
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He laughed at her comment as he began to dish out the food onto some fancy dishware. "And I could get used to have company." He added as he brought the dishes towards the large table in the middle of the room, expecting she would follow.
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"I do miss the cardigan a little bit." She teases, "I'm sure we can find something equally comfortable for me to steal."
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"Although that may just make me look like more of an old man." While he still found himself great, he looked to her as if fishing for compliments as he lifts his own glass for a long drink.
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She grins, "I try to not think about how old you are."
She can be an instigator, especially when she knows he's looking for an ego stroke.
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"I often like to think of how old you are." Not that she was scandalously young, Ainsley was probably younger, but the age difference was quite sexy to him. "And hold old you were when I was your age." A teenager he supposes.
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The age thing adds to the power dynamic. It's not something that bothers her, really. Even if she is his son's age.
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"Ever fucked a professor?" Worth asking since she clearly seems like the type to have tried. "I mean, after the priest and the serial killer, what's the limit?"
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She had been especially terrible in her 20s.
"The professor was before both of those, thank you. My second year of college I had an affair with an English literature professor."
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"An English Literature professor! How romantic!" And he truly meant that. "Did he woe you with the works of literature or did his cock make him too stupid to be that clever?" Clever in the American sense of the word.
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"He would recite poetry to me after we fucked. It was quite romantic." The poetry and the sex. "He was in his late 40s, and I was 19. So I guess I have a thing for older men."
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“Money doesn’t have to be an issue anymore, darling.” He casually reminded her. “If we want to buy you new outfits, we can.” Now we are a “we”.
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A priest, a serial killer, her best friend's boyfriend. She makes bad choices.
She notices the use of 'we' and it feels sort of nice. They can have something sort of normal.
"New outfits and nice wine. I'd think you wanted to keep me around."
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"Well, you do give great head." He casually stated with his playful smile. "And I do like to spoil the women I'm with." Which would sound misleading for a sociopath; he did it for status and image, not really for her enjoyment directly. Only a wealthy man had the ability to treat a woman so well and they also did as he asked as a result; a win-win.
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She was doing as he asked before he had much to offer. She knows his spoiling her is not really out of affection, but because it satisfies him.
"I know it all comes from the deepest part of your heart." She can't even say it with a straight face.
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She gives his hand a little squeeze in reply. She's sure he has some level of fondness for her. As much as he's capable of.
"I do want to get us some pretty blonde."
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"A submissive, someone I can pin down and have my way with."
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