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Martin was out cold for a lot longer than he would have anticipated. Of course, he woke up without much concept of time until he fully was lucid for a few days. He was set up in quite a nice flat. This Irene Adler really held up her end of the deal and he knew he had struck a deal with the devil, but he was loving it.
So on his second week in London, actually capable of moving about, he got himself a haircut and a shave. He now had the funds so he was able to buy a suit and look quite presentable. Nothing like his incarcerated self.
Then he found the guinea pig cafe.
She had to know that he had 'passed' since it was in the news, causing him to wait a while before coming out of hiding. Still, Martin grinned as he approached the tiny cafe, seeing that it was a bit different than what he had imagined from her description of it. He casually walked inside as if he were anyone else.
"Do I just take a seat anywhere or..."
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"I found a doctor with unscrupulous morals. I thought it the best way to honour you."
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“That is flattering,” he would add when he brought himself back into the conversation. “Tell me what you let him do to you.” A little cuckold-y but he was aroused at the thought of her with someone else.
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"I went to his office after hours. He wasn't nearly as intense as you, but he was pretty good at eating me out." If he wants to hear about it, she will tell him.
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“You had him licking your pussy.” He repeated. “Did you lie on your back or sit on his face?”
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"He wasn't kinky." She complained, "wouldn't fuck me with a speculum or anything."
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"That almost feels like a waste," Martin shakes his head as if saddened for her. "Remind me and I'll gladly fuck you with any thing you want."
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She reaches her free hand back to touch some part of him.
"See, you're just a giver." She chuckles. "Willing to fuck me with anything."
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He felt her hand reaching back and took it in his.
"Literally anything," he chuckled despite continuing to give it to her in the ass. Despite the slower pace, he did find his pleasure rising from the tight hole; the description of her with another man also seemed to have helped.
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"He didn't eat pussy as good as you do."
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Thrusting harder and increasing his pace, he found himself trying to hold back, to make it last, but it had been quite some time since they had been together. So without much warning he gripped hard into her hips and rapidly chased the pleasure that he released with a groan.
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She can feel him spill inside her, always a strange sort of sensation. She follows quickly after, bringing herself to a shuddering climax.
"Fuck, I've missed you, Martin."
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"I'm sorry if I scared you." He said as he leans in to kiss her. "Faking your death is a nasty business that happens rather quickly."
"But now you never have to leave at the end of visiting hours."
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"Well, it looks like it worked out well for both of us." She lets the kiss linger for a while. "I could do something crazy like spending the night."
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"Are you hungry? We could make something or order delivery."
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She nods, "that sounds very nice. And we don't even need to drink toilet wine."
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"We don't. There's some excellent merlot in the kitchen." Standing, he puts his pants back on and looks to her, "I'll pour us some glasses."
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Thus the fucking on his murder table. She stands to straighten herself out.
"I never did see your bedroom."
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"Oh, it's quite posh," he describes. "I don't know who decorated it, but they pulled out all of the stops." This Ms. Adler didn't cut corners. "Do you want to see it now or after we eat?"
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"Let's eat first. I need strength to handle you." She grins and grabs his hand to head back upstairs.
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Leading her back to his flat, opened the door for her to walk in past him, allowing him to grab her ass and give it a squeeze. “You take it like a pro, don’t you?” Seeing that she was able to walk so easily after what he had done.
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"It's a gift." She's had many concerns about the ease with which she has anal, but it seems to be a plus, really. "This place is so nice."
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“It truly is!” He looked to her as they entered the flat. “Married for nearly a decade and I only got it maybe twice. I was a deprived man for so long.” Not to mention prison. “If I could have your ass every night I would die a happy man.”
He made his way towards the cabinet with the wine. “Well, make yourself at home.”
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"Got to let my ass rest on occasion." She laughs, "gladly. All your furniture looks like it came from a proper furniture store and not ikea."
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“I’ll use your mouth on days you need to rest then.”
“I don’t think I’ve ever actually been to an IKEA.” In hindsight. He had a rough upbringing but then went from that to a very wealthy wife. “Do you cook?”
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"We could go, get you some candles or something." She shrugs, "not really. I make sandwiches at the cafe and basically nothing at home."
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